Terms of service

Don't promise anything. Don't care about your data.

In order to sign up for Google API access, I had to write some terms of service, a privacy policy and a license.

License

Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-NC-ND 3.0)

This is a human-readable summary of (and not a substitute for) the license. Disclaimer. You are free to: Share — copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format, but don’t change it. The licensor cannot revoke these freedoms as long as you follow the license terms below: Attribution — You must give appropriate credit, provide a link to the license, and indicate if changes were made.

Privacy

I don't care about any of your private data.

To the best of my knowledge, I’m not storing your personal data.I’m certainly not using it. Any personal data of yours that gets shared to others is purely accidental. In fact, maybe I should charge you storage fees. But, see the terms of service, if it does happen, it’s because you’re using software that I’m experimenting with and you shouldn’t be using this site anyway.

Warranty

Do not use this under any circumstances

If you followed a Terms of Service link and got here, then you’re out of luck. These terms of service are for programming experiments and stupid hacks intended solely for my personal use. I don’t promise anything about this at all. Any problems caused by this are yours and yours alone. In fact, you probably should’t be using whatever app or product or site it’s related to. I don’t authorize this for use by anyone other than myself, and it will likely brick your phone, set your computer on fire, and make your children ugly.