Warranty

Do not use this under any circumstances

If you followed a Terms of Service link and got here, then you’re out of luck.

These terms of service are for programming experiments and stupid hacks intended solely for my personal use. I don’t promise anything about this at all. Any problems caused by this are yours and yours alone.

In fact, you probably should’t be using whatever app or product or site it’s related to. I don’t authorize this for use by anyone other than myself, and it will likely brick your phone, set your computer on fire, and make your children ugly.

I assume no responsilility or liability for anything this software does or fails to do.